Dating Math

Ok, so I personally think a buddy and I should get the Nobel Prize for this one. And since there isn’t a prize for Math, we should probably get it in Chemistry or Economics…But anyway…

So you want to know if someone is in your “age range” for dating. But you don’t know exactly what your appropriate range is.  Here’s the math for it.

your age = y

(y/2)+y+7 = your max allowable age

(y/2)+7 = your youngest allowable age

So lets take an sample.  If you’re 30, here’s your range:

(30/2)+30+7 = 52 (oldest)

(30/2)+7 = 22 (youngest)

Naturally everyone finds people attractive. Do the math, they’ll be in that range. If they aren’t, there’s something wrong with you.

Odd design

Did you ever wonder why your asshole would be the same exact level as your face when you sat down?  I think that’s an odd design in human anatomy.  Allow me to paint you a picture, I went out yesterday to Sesame Place in PA. It’s a decent place for young kids (below 10), so in the morning, I took an Imodium AD- it always binds me up so I don’t have to worry about making 300 pit stops on the way there or back. So I admitedly ate like shit yesterday. Then this morning, I had some junk for breakfast and lunch, and then for dinner I had a very spicy steak…yummm…then I walked into the living room, farted and sat down…My eyes began to water…my nose was in the exact position of my asshole at time of the gaseous release. Damnit.  That’ll ruin an evening right there.

Where's a camera when you need one?

How awesome is this….So the other day I was with a buddy of mine pulling out my boat from a near by public ramp. Ahead of me I see a little red car, early 90’s model with a crazy red light above it- maybe standing about 2-3 feet off the roof of the car. I said something to my buddy Kevin about it….As we got up bedhind it, I realized the “light” was actually a camera, and the plates were from Cali. After it turned, I realized “SON OF A….THAT WAS GOOGLE!!!” I have so many questions for the guy driving that thing and there went my opportunity. DAMN! I can’t wait for it to be posted- here’s a map of the area I was in. Look for me, I’ll be the passenger of a big Ford F150 Super Duty truck.

Here’s a link to the map of where we were…

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Bro-in-law (Nick) just said I should have shown them my boobies. He always comes up with good ideas.

Classic

This morning a female friend was complaining about her computer @ home. This is a person who does Unix administration and hates Windows (to include Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer) with a passion. It’s her life to degrade everything Microsoft. Oddly enough her home PC is Windows XP. I got this email today, and I quote:

“My workstation at home had a hard drive crash…disk isn’t readable… not cool… in a desperate attempt, I pulled the drive, blew the connections out and reseated the everything- no joy.”