April 2009
4 posts
HOLY CRAP.
Holy crap. This is awesome, it’s the greatest wrestling ending ever…If only they both could win, maybe by having the WWE signing these guys to a contract…bof ‘em…
In other news- turn up the audio, you’ll hear a sheep in the crowd. :)
Headline from CNN
Here’s a headline from CNN this evening:
“Playmate’s mother arrested in girl’s death”
So like the majoirty of people who saw that headline, I immediately thought “wow, a Playboy Bunny’s ma’ma killed someone…” If you thought the same, the answer is no. It was actually the mother of another child whom this girl went to Sunday...
Welcome to the 21st century
So this itouch ain’t bad. There’s plenty of free apps. And I have to say I like the Internet and browser in my hand. I don’t like that it adds “sent from my iPod” on all my emails. At first I deleted it but it’s just too much work and I’m generally a lazy person.
Sent from my iPod.
Twitter
So I was thinking, “maybe I should get a twitter page” today…so I spent about 10 minutes going through usernames and everything is taken. Then I started to get a little wild and crazy with the names. Luckily Twitter went down for unscheduled maintenance just then. Phew. Now if only Myspace and Facebook did the same thing when I started to sign up for those accounts.
Thank you...
March 2009
1 post
I'm so cool
I got an iPod touch. I feel like George Jetson. Especially after I watched a show in my HAND!
That is all
November 2008
1 post
Dating Math
Ok, so I personally think a buddy and I should get the Nobel Prize for this one. And since there isn’t a prize for Math, we should probably get it in Chemistry or Economics…But anyway…
So you want to know if someone is in your “age range” for dating. But you don’t know exactly what your appropriate range is. Here’s the math for it.
your age = y
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October 2008
1 post
Odd design
Did you ever wonder why your asshole would be the same exact level as your face when you sat down? I think that’s an odd design in human anatomy. Allow me to paint you a picture, I went out yesterday to Sesame Place in PA. It’s a decent place for young kids (below 10), so in the morning, I took an Imodium AD- it always binds me up so I don’t have to worry about making 300 pit...
May 2008
4 posts
Where's a camera when you need one?
How awesome is this….So the other day I was with a buddy of mine pulling out my boat from a near by public ramp. Ahead of me I see a little red car, early 90’s model with a crazy red light above it- maybe standing about 2-3 feet off the roof of the car. I said something to my buddy Kevin about it….As we got up bedhind it, I realized the “light” was actually a camera,...
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Classic
This morning a female friend was complaining about her computer @ home. This is a person who does Unix administration and hates Windows (to include Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer) with a passion. It’s her life to degrade everything Microsoft. Oddly enough her home PC is Windows XP. I got this email today, and I quote: “My workstation at home had a hard drive crash…disk...
“If you have a pig and you put a bow on it, it’s still just a pig with a...”
– G.R. Lowman
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Awesome
My nephew (the brother-in-law’s son) was christened today. At the party, I had some deviled eggs…This was about 7 hrs ago. I’m still releasing the devil from my anal cavity. It smells like hot garbage in a dead carcass that’s been rotting in the desert sun for the past 3 months. Awesome.